If mornings aren’t your thing, this hoodie has you covered—literally. Our “I’m a Bit Homicidal Before My Morning Coffee” hoodie is perfect for those who know that real personality doesn’t kick in until the caffeine does. It’s a hilarious, slightly dark way to warn everyone to approach with caution until that first cup hits. With bold, eye-catching text, this hoodie lets people know exactly where you stand on early mornings: not here for it.

Ideal for coffee lovers, night owls, or anyone who’s just not ready for the world before their daily dose of java, this hoodie is both cozy and laugh-out-loud funny. Great for lounging, errand runs, or the office (for those who dare), it’s a surefire way to start conversations and spread some laughs—just maybe after you’ve had your coffee.

Made from soft, high-quality fabric with a cozy hood and front pocket, this hoodie is as comfortable as it is funny. So throw it on, pour yourself a big cup, and let everyone know that mornings are best handled with a bit of humor… and a lot of caffeine. Perfect for anyone who’s only a threat before their first sip!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!