Some people prefer subtlety, but you? You’re a bold icon in a world of whispers. Introducing the cheeky and sassy “I Suck Dick” t-shirt, perfect for anyone who knows their worth and isn’t afraid to show a little tongue-in-cheek humor (quite literally). Featuring a playful design of a bright red tongue and a lollipop, this shirt is your declaration of sweet, unapologetic confidence.

Soft, breathable fabric ensures that you stay cool while turning up the heat wherever you go. Whether you’re out at a party, making your friends laugh, or just expressing your unique personality, this tee delivers the ultimate mic drop moment without you having to say a word. It’s flirty, it’s fun, and it’s oh-so-you.

Wear it with pride and let the world know that life’s too short for small talk. Bold, hilarious, and maybe a little scandalous — this shirt promises to start conversations (and maybe stop a few hearts). Are you ready to make a statement?

Pro tip: Pair with your best grin, a wink, and the confidence to own any room.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!