Step aside, humans—this shirt is for those who know that the world is their playground, and everyone else? Well, they’re just pawns in your master plan. Featuring an adorably menacing cat with glowing red eyes and an unamused expression, this design says it all: you’re in charge, and everyone else better get with the program.

Perfect for cat lovers, mischief-makers, and anyone who identifies with a sassy, “no-nonsense” attitude, this shirt lets you channel your inner feline overlord. The bold text “People Are My Play Things” ensures that your message is loud and clear: you’re not here to please anyone—you’re here to rule.

Made with premium, ultra-soft fabric for maximum comfort while you plot your next move, this shirt is ideal for lounging, scheming, or casually reminding everyone that you’re the boss. Whether you’re gifting this to your favorite cat lover or snagging one for yourself, it’s the purr-fect way to add a little chaos to your wardrobe.

Warning: May inspire unsolicited belly rubs or attempts to appease your mischievous energy. Wear at your own risk. Now go forth, and play with your “toys” (aka people). You’ve earned it.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!